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Love Dress

Details: Arena laffs; Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:13; By anonymous

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Needs ironing A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress,he instantly becomes romantic."

The mother-in-law left.When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch,waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What on earth are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress." she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner? He never heard the gunshot.

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Be careful what you preach

Dax Rebel » 2010-06-18 09:36

The article was both sensitive and amusing. It was spoilt with the last sentence "He never heard the gun shot." with violence at the forefront of everyone's mind; we ought to be careful what we preach.

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smoke » 2010-05-17 00:03

i love dis story i get d message ;D

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