"Darling, open the door."
"I can't, I'm naked."
"It's OK, I'm alone."
"But i'm not!!"
Her - "do you know what I read in your eyes?"
Him - "what is it, my dear?
Her - "I can read you want to marry me."
Him - "you illiterate..."
Him - "Darling, because you are my first woman, I will call you Eve."
Her- "Darling, because you are my 407, I will call you Peugeot!!"
A guy is in the library and says to the librarian, "I am looking for the book 'The male superiority over the female.’"
The librarian responds, "Science fiction is on the top floor."
When a newlywed husband smiles - everybody knows why.
When a ten year veteran husband smiles - everybody wonders why.
Her - "I must have been crazy and stupid when I agreed to marry you."
Him - "I know. I was too much in love to notice!!"
A woman says to her husband in a movie theatre, "Do you think they will get married in the end?"
Her husband replies, "Probably yes. None of those movies have happy endings!"
A couple eats in a restaurant when suddenly the man jumps under the table.
"Is your husband alright?" the waiter inquired.
"You can ask him yourself. He is standing at the door!" The lady replied.
"Darling, you are working too hard. You've been calling your secretary all night long!!"
A guy asks his friend, "How come women remember their anniversary and men don't?"
His friends said, “Do you remember the biggest fish you ever caught?"
The first guy immediately says, "Obviously."
And his friend replied, “Well, the fish don't...."
A women dashes into her house yelling, "We have to fire that driver. He is driving like a maniac. I think he just tried to kill me"
Her husband gets her a glass of water and calms her down, "He's a good guy. We should give him another chance!!"
|HAS THE RESULTS CAME OUT AS YET?||0|
|How will be taking Lovell's place.. Given he can not do his Job. We need to drop interest rates on outstanding matters. Who can do Lovell's Job right this time?||3|
|Is FBO 2000 on Antigua still up for sale?||1|
|Where do local eat||3|
|when u have to accept road signs from another country why u spend so much money on immigration as no one wants to settle in antigua||0|
|Was there a police report filed by Royal Caribbean Vision of the seas for the man, wife and 11 yr old child removed from the ship on December 20th, 2012 ? He allegedly attacked a man with a service dog on the ship and was set on the dock that day with hi||0||38149|
|PWD in shambles, what is the purpose of their position? I'm tired of these people in the dept who jsut come eac day to make you feel uncomfortable because of their miserable lives. someone needs to look into this.||0||14735|
|What is the world's largest airline?||2||5533|
|What is the amount ZDK owes for electricity ?||1||3876|
|any audio or video of Minister Farrakhan speech at the Multi-purpose Centre?||1||3780|
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